Check this out!!!!!

Go to Gamesradar.com and read the story on the game store clerk. It's pretty friggin accurate, and reminds us all who've worked for a certain corporation, let's call them shit stop, that there is no shame in crying into your pillow on those cold, lonely nights.

I'd love to tell the whole story of my 5 year imprisonment, but I'll just give you a few highlights.

1. Tony Hawks Pro Skater became Toma Hawk Pro skater

2. A cardboard standee zombie for Resident Evil had a speech bubble that read "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

3. A cardboard standee of a football player for Madden was waiting behind the bathroom door, when you went to take a shit, you'd shit your pants before you'd reach the bowl.

4. "Do you have Rainbow 7 or 8"? "You know, the sequels to Rainbow 6"

5. "I want GTA, I just wants to kills peoples"

6. Customer-"Y'all gots games fo 2"? Me-"2 player"? Customer-"naw, P2" Me- "What the hell's a p2"? Customer-"PlayStation 2 Yo"!!

7. Young boy runs into the store and notices a Pokemon poster on the wall and screams "SCIZOR"!!!!!!!

Just a quick message for all employee's of any shit game store, I've been out of the retail biz for about 3 years now, and the only advice I have to give is to get out NOW! Get fired so you can collect unemployment, it's a very scary thing to leave a job, but this way you'll have some kind of money coming in. Take your time finding the next shit job you'll get- you'd be surprised at how miserable you really were. Retail sucks the soul clean out of you, if it's the only thing you can do, go back to school, get a job landscaping, whatever you can do to avoid this pit of despair.