Chunk is the real father of my child

Today, I am heartbroken. I have come to the realization that "Chunk" from the Goonies, is the real father of my youngest son. Here are some photos of both of them.. You be the judge..

Speaking of Chunk from the Goonies. Anyone out there remember the game Goonies 2 from the original Nintendo? Man that was a great game. I gotta try to dig up my copy one of these days.