Wii shortages intentional blah blah blah

I'm sure by now you've all read on the compuper today about the wii shortages being intentional, but I can tell you that this isn't exactly the whole truth. My sister has a friend, who has a dildo, who has a cousin works at Nintendo and he's....well it's (can't really call a dildo he can you?) told me that it was really a production problem with Duct tape, you know, being that the the wii is 2 pieces of shit game cubes duct taped together HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so fuckin funny. Seriously though, me loves Nintendo so unbunch thems panties right now.